(After buying his new Toy Story light-up shoes)
Jonas: I'm like a kid who has light up shoes.
(While eating lunch)
Jonas: When I get big I'm going to have a house.
Mom: Can I come visit you a lot?
Jonas: Yes, anytime you want. Everyday we can stay up all night.
Mom: Really?
Jonas: We can play a barrel of monkeys every night.
Mom: Are you going to have a room for me?
Jonas: Yes, but you can sleep on my pillow too. I'm going to have two.
(He was saying this after he heard it on a youtube video)
Jonas: "Would you kiss your mom with that mouth?"
